A Message From The NRA

Gunman-kills-8-in-school-carnage-5740664-1Dear Concerned American,

The great pay-back has begun, and it’s going to be ugly.

The gun grabbers in Congress are paying back the anti-gun extremists who put them and Barack Obama in office.

Hi, this is Congressman Paul Broun from Georgia.  I wish I had better news, but you and I are facing an assault on our gun rights like we’ve never seen before.

You see, H.R. 45 is Barack Obama’s gun control package, and it includes the most vile anti-gun measures he’s supported over the years.

It’s only the first step…

…but it’s a HUGE step.

H.R. 45 establishes a NATIONAL gun registry database of every gun and its owner — for the whole county! Your private information and every gun you own would be in the system.


10 Responses to “A Message From The NRA”

  1. Next thing you know, they’ll want to license drivers and the sacred institution of heterosexual consensual marriage!

    Children’s ice cream, Mandrake!”

  2. As long as the NRA denies Obama their essence…

  3. The audience of mostly female conservative activists murmured; some of them scrawled out detailed notes, shaking their heads at what they were hearing. It had been a few days since Fox News reported that a New Jersey school had children sing a song of praise to President Obama. They kept on writing and listening as Werthmann explained how Hitler had euthanized mentally handicapped children, and how he’d kept lists of political enemies.

    “What would you suggest we do,” asked one activist, “if we are asked to give up our guns?”

    “Don’t you dare give up your guns!” thundered Werthmann. “Never, never, never!”

    “Give them back one bullet at a time!” called out another activist. The tense atmosphere melted a little bit; the room broke up with laughter.


    • I dig that tshirt.

      The ‘what will you do when the gun grabbers come to your door’ scenario is a fun academic exercise, but will never happen. People ought not to get so worked up over hypotheticals. The government making lists of things always gives me pause, but I have no real beef with H.R. 45. I however have no elusion that this bill will affect actions of the human offal that took Blair Holt’s life. What happens if they don’t have a gun? They’ll just beat you to death with a stick.

      • christian Says:

        Well, without a gun they lose courage. And they can’t shoot up a church or classroom. A stick only goes so far…

  4. Stand with guts and glory in defense against our government! Voice your
    heart and soul to all the officials that have their hand in this. Rage war if we have to. Freedom isn’t freedom when our rights are stripped from us.

  5. What gun rights are being stripped? Last I checked guns and ammo are flying out the doors. And to what end? So wackos who read Beck and Hannity and Nat Turner can shoot up “liberal” churches? Because kids might get free dental care? What the hell are you on about? Do you soldier of fortunes think you can shoot down the government? If you think you can stop a Predator Drone in your Arkansas compound, good luck. The Founding Fathers would be ashamed.

  6. halmasonberg Says:

    dcottril, I have to agree with Christian here. I am not sure what you think you’re fighting here. When people get so scared and outraged over something that’s not actually happening; when people fight their own best-interests because someone has actively riled them up with completely false claims and the responders are too lazy to actually do the homework to find out what is actually going on BEFORE they take to the streets or comment on blogs before they’ve done any research whatsoever… It’s all quite frustrating to see folks with no intellectual curiosity angrily stomping their feet and not doing the most basic homework. Educate yourself before you allow yourself to get worked up and fight something that doesn’t exist.

  7. “Do you soldier of fortunes think you can shoot down the government? If you think you can stop a Predator Drone in your Arkansas compound, good luck.”


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