Back into the dust bin of excised film history and this time with an All Hallow’s genre list.
CREATION (1930) – Legendary stop motion pioneer Willis O’Brien had achieved popular success with the release of THE LOST WORLD (1925) and this was to be his magnum dinosaur opus for RKO, a simple tale of a submarine crew who end up on an island trapped in jurassic time. After a year of expensive and intricate effects work, only a few reels of film had been shot, two of which remain and are pretty cool. RKO cancelled the production. That’s when old-school producer Merian C. Cooper and his partner Ernest B. Shoedsack stepped in to save the film with their own story. Both were adventurer/filmmakers who fought in two war or three wars and travelled to remote, dangerous outposts to capture the wonders of the world on film. Cooper had an idea about a giant ape on an island…
HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS (1970) – After the huge pop cultural success of the DARK SHADOWS TV soap opera, the studio rushed this into production and at least 30 minutes were sliced from Dan Curtis’s first preview version, yet it was a big hit. Some have claimed to see this version at drive-ins, but nobody has yet to find a complete print. This site has a complete list of the excised scenes. HODS is a fun, moody, gothic horror film and far more bloody than the TV series. Like the great ad tempted, “Come see how the vampires do it.” The sequel, NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS (1971) was also heavily cut after release.
THE WICKER MAN (1973) – It took me a long long time to finally see this ultimate cult pagan thriller that became a minor cause de celbre among film afficiandos of the 1970’s. The late great CINEFANTASTIQUE magazine started the critical support by devoting a cover story to the film and its star, Christopher Lee. Enough has been written about TWM so I don’t want to contribute much more to the gene pool, but if you haven’t seen it, do so. Now. A beautifully acted and written (by Anthony Shaffer) suspense mystery musical (yes), the film suffered a series of drastic cuts by the uncaring producers, eliminating character backgrounds and whole sequences, such as Lee’s wonderful night ode to nature while a young ward is initiated by Britt Ekland into manhood (no wonder he considers Lord Summerisle to be his favorite role). While some fascinating workprint scenes remain and were added to DVD versions last year, the full complete negatives are said to be buried under an English highway.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1982)/FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3-D (1983) – Somewhat embarrassed by the spectacular success of FRIDAY THE 13TH in 1980, Paramount Pictures treated their influential money-making slasher series like an unwanted step-child, especially after Siskel & Ebert went after the films in a famous early episode of SNEAK PREVIEWS (and Ebert defended his love of LAST HOUSE OF LEFT (1972) in a later episode). The MPAA cut only a few seconds out of FRIDAY THE 13TH, mainly involving an extra shot of an arrow twisting in Kevin Bacon’s throat.
After the HALLOWEEN/FRIDAY THE 13TH imitations reached a bloody crescendo, the MPAA was ruthless with the remaining FRIDAY THE 13TH films. Almost every single murder was cut down to the bone (ha), including such indelible moments as two lovers getting speared from FT13TH PART 2, and the acrobat’s entire body cleaved in half from the wild and wacky FT13TH PART 3 IN 3-D, which I saw opening night on Friday the 13th with one of the greatest screaming audiences ever. You have to treasure a film that has a three dimensional flying eyeball. The original climax of FT13TH3-D also had the heroine getting her head cut off by Jason, which I think would have been fine instead of the more subtle bubbles on the lake. I’ve also always wanted to see the original ending shot for FT13TH PART 2, a slow zoom-in to Mrs. Voorhees withered head on a table…as her eyes open and she smiles. Brrrr.
THE FOG (1980) – John Carpenter’s anticipated follow-up to his ground and record breaking HALLOWEEN was this Val Lewton ghost story throwback to an earlier era of mysterious supernatural horror. Check out the rare nifty teaser trailer here. Sadly, Carpenter felt he might have played it too old-school, as he felt the first cut was a disaster, lacking the scares and shocks that modern audiences craved. He re-shot new scenes, including more gore,; the cool close-up of Rob Bottin’s “Wormface”; Adrienne Barbeau pursued by the undead pirates atop the lighthouse; and the “shock” ending. Interestingly, Carpenter felt the same way about HALLOWEEN II and re-shot new bloody scenes against director Rick Rosenthal’s objections. I like THE FOG for its misty horror movie atmosphere and there are some effective Carpenter set-pieces, but it would be fascinating to see his first cut and measure its subtly against the visceral re-cut version.
CREEPSHOW (1983) – George Romero and Stephen King’s terrific, affectionate tribute to the gruesome 1950’s E.C. Comics is one of my favorite genre films, with a fun ensemble cast and a perfect tone. Featuring some of Tom Savini’s best make-up effects including a fantastic corpse in “Father’s Day,” creepy water ghouls in “Something To Tide You Over,” and a wild claw-filled monster in “The Crate,” the film also duplicates the garish lighting of Mario Bava and comic book panels come to life. Even Leslie Nielson is excellent as one of the bad guys who’ll get what’s coming. The film ends on a gross comic high-note with E.G. Marshall chewing up the scenery along with thousands of cockroaches.
However, about 12 minutes was removed before the film was released, including more backstory sequences in “Father’s Day” and a whole sequence of a dismembered hand crawling after Leslie Nielson. Also shorn was the final image to “The Crate” — instead of the rather lackluster one of the monster bursting through the underwater box, originally the scene ended with Adriene Barbeau’s ravaged head floating up. Maybe we’ll get a more complete disc set at some point with all the scenes available for perusal. Or else.
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) – One of the most creepy unsettling TV shows of all time remains David Lynch’s TWIN PEAKS, the audacious 1990 cult phenomenon that put Lynch on the cover of TIME magazine and gave weight to the question, “Who Killed Laura Palmer?” TWIN PEAKS was the only show I would stay home on a Saturday night for, and I reveled in the genuine esthetic subversion of the series. TP had a weird, wonderful ambiance, yet the characters had a personal warmth that made such a dangerous town attractive. This was also the last time a TV series would frighten me, especially any scene with the supernatural killer “Bob.”
Because TWIN PEAKS ended on an unsatisfying anti-climatic note (Lynch told me himself that “we killed the golden goose” by solving the Laura Palmer murder) fans clamored for resolution and more of their beloved characters. Lynch perversely responded with one of his most abstract experimental films that alienated fans of the show by jettisoning almost every regular from the series — even though all had made filmed appearances. TP:FWWM focused on Laura Palmer’s debauched final days leading to her murder and is a polarizing movie among Lynch and TP fans. When I asked him about providing a “director’s cut” to include the excised footage, he told me, “I already made the director’s cut.” But there have been attempts to release the deleted scenes and Lynch has allegedly remastered the footage but various rights issues remain. This site has the most complete info on what many TWIN PEAKS fans would like to see someday.